Papu Style

Teacher - Pappu ek story sunao with
moral
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Pappu - Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi
thi .
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Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha
tha
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Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni

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Facebook Funda

Teacher:" What will u do after growng up.. ??
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Student:" Facebooking
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Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??
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Student:" Admin of facebook pages
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Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...??
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Student:" Facebook Admin Rights
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Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents. ?
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Student:" I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad.
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Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...?

Student:" My facebook password..
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Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
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Student:" Facebook but never face a book!

BY.... VS

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Birdman

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

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The Bat Bet

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

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The Answer - Read More

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke.
 The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken,
 rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says,
"I guess we answered that question!"

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